NVPTIAE REGIAE

MAGNA FAMA PRAECLARI EVENTVS FERT QVINQVE MILLIARDIS

CONSTASSE NVPTIAS QVADRINGENTIS HOSPITIBVS CELEBRATAS,

QVI NVMERVS PRATER SPEM BREVIS FVIT, REMOTA VERO CVRIOSORVM

TVRBA, DIARIOQVE PER CVSTODES PROHIBITO SCRIBA, TANTVMQVE

ADMISSIS AMICIS CONIVGVM: CHELSEA CLINTON (CVIVS PARENTVM ALTER

DOMINVS ALBA DOMVS DVPLEX FVIT, ALTERA NOVO DOMINO SERVIT) ET

MARCI MEZVINSKY, IVVENIS XXXII ANNORVM, PROSPERO ARGENTARIO NATI,

QVI IVDAVS EST; SPONSA AVTEM SUPERSTITIONEM ADEPTA “METHODISTAM”

DICITVR, QVARE MIXTI CAREMONIA NVPTIALIS FVERE RITVS: EXTENSO

INSVPER PALIO ET SEPTEMPLICI PRACATIONE SPONSALIA FACTA.

ALTER BARBATVS, GLABER ALTER SACERDOS FVIT.

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